katheguard:

I need more of drunk, bottom, broken up Hannibal.

jillyfromphilly:

Do you think when Hannibal is done with his old suits he takes them to the Goodwill and calls them “hanni-downs”?

thylaout:

every conversation will and hannibal have feels like foreplay

twinkdancy:

hannibal pining after will is seriously my favorite thing ever i swear i would trade everything else i love in the world for 100 long detailed chapters of hannibal pining after will i fucking swear to god

royalandercas:

Destiel wedding 

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90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
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90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?

holmesianpose:

people-are-fond:

Is it just me, or does John seem far more surprised to find a woman in Sherlock’s bedroom than he is to find Sherlock in a drug den?  

x x

You are spot on, my friend.

ruikuro:

Coach Tachibana (◕‿◕✿)

broliloquy:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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This entire post made me smile.

when she was six
they told her she could be anything she wanted
she said she wanted to be a bird so she could fly
and all the adults laughed

when she was twelve
they told her “dream big!” but by then she had realized
little girls were not made to fly
and all the adults praised her

when she was fourteen
they told her that her dreams were unrealistic
she said she could be whatever she wanted
and all the adults shook their heads

when she was sixteen
they told her she would amount to nothing
but she was still that little girl with a dream
and all the adults turned their backs

when she turned eighteen
she told herself “you can be anything you want to be”
so she jumped off the bridge that runs over the river in the park her first and last chance at a dream

and so the adults made her a lesson
and at her funeral they made their speeches starting:

“Little girls were not made to fly”

vinebox:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

I think your aunt just won life

t3mplvr:

miss-love:

thepsycheofdee:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

scumsucking-roadwh0re:

#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs

friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her

Also reminder that during one of the sex scenes they were supposed to film, he came on with a sock puppet on his dick and Emilia Clarke was laughing so hard they had to take a ten minute break. 

​My life is
INFINITELY better knowing those tidbits of information

at the Q&A panel I went to with him he said before every sex scene with her he would go “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” before getting into character and going at it

these two are everything

wordsbyms:

Fears

kalella:

thisusedtobeabookblog:

and on the 8th day God created Dean Winchester and from the back of the room a deep voice shouted DIBS

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