First attempt at a Lady Thor. I don’t wan’t to make her girly and scantly clad - just a woman warrior. More to come.
STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body
you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks
Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
"What?! Who’s this little guy? I do wanna say hi but it’s gonna take up time that we don’t have for the interview." - Dylan fascinated by interviewer’s baby
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
today this kid i barely know just sat down next to me in class and went “i think you should raise your hand more in class. i just kind of realized i really like listening to you talk.” and it was the cutest thing that has ever happened in my life i’m still smiling
today he told me i’m the next morgan freeman
no we’re not dating yet pls stop reblogging this what if he finds me